Are You a Facebook Queen?
1. Do you take large amounts of model style pictures of yourself for no apparent reason even though you aren’t a model, have never modeled before but just want people to comment on your pictures? You also never take pictures with other people or even other girls who might be as a pretty as you cause you are to jealous to give up that valuable picture space.
2. Do you add yourself as being in a relationship with another girl for no apparent reason?
3. Do you possess really large fake boobs that have a weird coincidence of finding their way into each and everyone one of your pictures?
4. Do you make up fake statuses about you Recording New Music or that your busy in Modeling Shoot just because you are bored sitting at the cash register at your job at Dairy Queen and will do any thing to get people’s attention?
5. Do you consistently complain each and everyday that people are stealing your pictures and that everybody in the world is hating on you?
6. Do you accept every Single Friend Invite you get just to boast your Friend Numbers only for the main reason of boasting your rather fragile self image?
7. Do you refer to yourself as High Maintenance yet don’t know how to spell Maintenance?
If you answered “YES” to any of these questions. Please link this post in your Facebook Status and You will Be CROWNED personally as Certified Facebook Queen. You guys make Facebook what it is today.
